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FYI: The average dog sled team can kill and devour a grown human in less than three minutes. So don't piss a Canadian off!

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Lock your dog and your spouse in the truck of your car...wait 2 hours...open it and see which one is happy to see you! :) That's the one you should keep :)

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A 70 yr old man asks their wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can't drive!

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A squirrel ate my blueberry pie, and then a purple cat ate the squirrel. My dog chased the cat down the yellow brick road while the Oompa Loompas sang jazz.

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Boyfriends come and go, husbands might argue with you, but your dog will always be there and think you're always right.

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If someone calls you a bitch,take it as a compliment because a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, barks on trees, trees are nature and nature's beautiful!

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Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful... Remember that.

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festivals

Let the skin breathe, old enjoy, dogs sleep, kids heathy and roads clean this Diwali.

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quotes

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking.”- Steve Jobs

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Who told you I don't socialise? I socialise but with my dog, with some fictional characters and with an humongous coffee mug. Well, that's my kind of socialising.

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I don't understand why my dog jumps in excitement when I say I'm home, like we just met in the morning dude!

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Dudes will come and go but my doggo will stay.

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I was searching for the meaning of my life and then I met my dog. Damn!!! Life is awesome.

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I wish I could interact with more dogs than humans

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Someone once tried to beat me. Trust me, my dog didn't like it. He scratched his face, arms and what not. That human walked on 1 leg. 😂

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My dog should be awarded with a trophy. I mean his love didn't fade.

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If my dog doesn't jump, lick or get excited to meet you then he doesn't like you and if he doesn't like you that means I don't like you either. SIMPLE!

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I asked my dog to choose between me and his toy. He took his toy with him. 😭

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My dog has temper issuse. I hope you would never beat me again.

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Me and my dog both were starving. He ate my shoes and I ate my brother's cake. Now we three ain't in talking terms but cake was yummy.

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Sometimes I wonder, what does my dog visualise?

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Dogs are my first priority than humans.

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My dog was my best friend but then he replaced me with his soft toy.

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If you impress my dog, you have impressed me. EASY?

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I never thought that my dog have strong teeth but he carried my niece from one room to another. Whaaatttt!!! I believe you doggo. I really do! 😲

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Whenever I try to capture the cutest position of my dog he doesn't cooperate and shift to another room. LIKE WHY BROOO....?

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This dog can spend all his day with nature and have faith in me, he won't miss you.

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People can leave but dogs can't and you ask why I love my dog.

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This dog literally ate my important documents and acted like an innocent. I can't even beat this puppy face.

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I hate taking shower in winters but, here is my dog he gets overexcited when I say let's bath doggo. 🐶

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I have no need for anybody but a dog, or maybe a lot of dogs.

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Dogs do talk, in a lauguage of love.

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You never see a sad family with a dog, or a sad dog in a happy family.

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Only a dog loves you more than you love yourself.

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An average dog is nicer person than an average person.

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There is no stronger bond than a man and his dog!

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Home is where the dog is.

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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.

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Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives.

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All you need is love and a dog.

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Sometimes, you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog

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You can always find hope in a dog's eyes.

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If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.

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Forget diamonds. Dogs are a girl's best friend.

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Life is too short to have just one dog.

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If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either.

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When all else fails... hug the dog.

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If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I'd be happy to lock you up in the other room.

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Forget diamonds. Dogs are a girl's best friend.

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If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either.

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All you need is love and a dog.

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Home is where the dog is.

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When all else fails... hug the dog.

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If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I'd be happy to lock you up in the other room.

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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.

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If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.

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Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives.

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Life is too short to have just one dog.

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Sometimes, you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog

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You can always find hope in a dog's eyes.

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Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are. 🐕

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A dog will look down if it has done something wrong but a Snake will look right into the eye.

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A dog is a dream you didn't know you had.

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love

I love him more than my teddy, I care him more than my dog, I owe him more than my parents, and I miss him more than anything, yes I do... Do u think I'm talking about my boyfriend.. nah that's my brother. Love you bro....😊

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Money can bring a fine dog but,onky love can wag his tail.

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My fashion philosophy is, if you are not covered with dog hair, your life is empty.

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books

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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I'd rather buy a jeans for my dog, rather than spending it on you. 🍁

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To live like a dog is to be Loyal, Loving, and 'Lax. 🐶❤😊

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festivals

Who let the dogs out? It's Halloween!

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attitude

If a tree could talk, it would say…What a nice environment I live in. I am surrounded by other trees. A lot of birds and insects nest on my branches. Squirrels run up and down my trunk looking for nuts and acorns. This is what I see. I see people running, jogging and going for walks by their selves, with their dogs or with their babies. I see gardeners doing their work of trying to keep the park nice. Sometimes I see people ruining all the flower gardens and plants. I see people playing sports on the fields, particularly baseball and football. I see lots of leaves falling and changing colours on the trees in Autumn, and all the growth in Spring and Summer. In Winter, people always throw snowballs and make snowmen. If I could talk, I would say “keep this park green and keep the earth clean” as it’s a good place to live in most of the time, guys!

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pets

What if he can't toak he can show his felling I love dog's they are my life

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girls

Girls when guys whistle at you Don't turn around Your not a dog Your a lady

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Roses come in colors, violets aren't blue, dogs are better than cats, and they're also better than you.

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love

Who needs a human to love on Valentine's when you have a dog you could spoil?

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emotions

one time a dog was winter session out of his house

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The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them

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motivation

I am a big procrastinator and lazy person at the beginning of the quarantine.Later I took many challenges to improve my life style. some are: 1)I started a no fap challenge (I failed many times but but learned from every time and finally stabalized my way) 2)I started reading books (1 per 8 days) 3)started doing online courses(7-8 now) 4)I started excersicing twice a day to improve my physical strength. 5)I started spending time with my mom and sister(those are the two I have got)and my doggy as well😅😅 6)started meditation to improve the focus and stability of the mind. 7)Finally,but not the last won-turned my Instagram page into the motivation and creating awareness in the people.(it would be helpful if you support the page) Thankyou for reading,Have a nice day....!!!

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attitude

Dying like a lion😎🔥 is better than living like a dog ...💯!!!!!

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