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funny

98% of the American say, "holy shit my dads going to kill me" when driving into a ditch. The other 2% are from TEXAS and the say, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS SHIT.

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friends

A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and loves more than a lover.

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attitude

If you are bad, I'm your dad! 😂

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emotions

Hugged the most loving man today Felt the warmth i needed for healing His eyes shone with worry looking at me Worried about my pain Yes he's the only man who cares I call that man my dad.

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birthday

"You were the one who always told me that I can do the impossible if only I tried hard enough, that alone is the reason I am here, happy birthday dad!"🎂♥️😘

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father's day

I know I don't say it often, so I'll say it so many times today: Thank you for everything, Dad.

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father's day

"I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'" — Paul Walker

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father's day

Happy Father's Day, Dad. Today, as a gift to you, I'll laugh at all of your jokes.

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father's day

Who's my hero? Well, I think my dad is my hero because he's someone I look up to every day. Happy Father's Day! 😊

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father's day

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

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father's day

Some people don't believe in heroes, but they haven't met my dad. - Unknown

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father's day

Being a daddy's girl is like having permanent armor for the rest of your life. - Marinela Reka

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father's day

Happy Father's Day, Dad! Thanks for being the cool parent. Don’t tell Mom.

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father's day

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

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father's day

Today's forecast: 100% chance of awesomeness, courtesy of my dad. Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

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father's day

The greatest gift I ever had came from God; I call him Dad!

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father's day

A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail…

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father's day

My dad’s👨‍👦not here, but he’s watching in heaven🙏.

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father's day

Happy Father’s Day to a dad who is patient, loving, dedicated, hard-working, generous and hilarious. Cheers to you!

by radhachal

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father's day

Dad, I know I can be sarcastic, but I’m being completely serious here: You’re the best dad I’ve ever had.

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family

Dad, you've always been the coolest for all those times you sad 'yes' when mom said 'no'

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family

Dad, your guiding hand will be on my shoulder forever.

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family

I have a hero and I call him Dad.

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nature

You got 365 days and 365 ways a year I got one way the whole life JUST TO SERVE YOU. You killed my dad and now you are here to kill my kids. that's fine you move on since you are the master and I am your SLAVE 🔗🔗🔗🔗🔗

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attitude

If you are bad then I am your " f**king dad"👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

by akshatdave

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birthday

"You were the one who always told me that I can do the impossible if only I tried hard enough, that alone is the reason I am here, happy birthday dad!"🎂♥️😘

by mr__online__007_

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Quarantine

I arranged food with mom, papers with dad, desk with brother. Turning off the Technologies and on the Reality, with love and Smile.

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attitude

IF YOU ARE THINKING I BAD THEN I AM YOUR DAD

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emotions

if am to say I didn't learn anything, then am lying, I learnt pretty much staying at home, I learnt how to talk to my mom and dad more, I learnt to be cool with my lil bro, I also learn to keep my relationship, to make the bond more stronger by always texting and calling her, the quarantine has helped me in so many ways, also I am currently on a course online, funny I never did all this ..just happy I did it🤗🤗🤗

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motivation

me as a person before lockdown was full of attitude,arrogant at next level and nature wise surely grumpy. Then suddenly a news came out and we all stuck with ourselves for a long span of time. In that span i learn allot learn allot about human nature,learn about myself and also tried to get a new me and new confidence with in me after lockdown... i did all my chores by myself and then i realized how much effort ever single chore either household or official demands. my vision towards my mom , towards my dad , towards our maid totally got changed. i understand how much pain they daily takes upon their legs doing hours and hours of work either its dusting moping cooking or shopping for home for me in a complete week i understand the pain of immense work hard without any single word of appriciation or any reward may be it was the same pain which my mom or our maids experience on daily basis i was sad for sometime but then i realized how to be a true man and after that day instead of doing cardio i had done all household chores by myself with a humble and extremely polite attitude.

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attitude

if you think you are bad👿.Then call me your dad.

by the_mastermind_kaushal_37

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