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girls

All men are like the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion. They have no brain, heart, or courage. Not until a woman shows them the way.

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funny

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

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funny

What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales.

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funny

What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.

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seasons

Drops of rain, deep scowl of the cloud. I'm circulated with soft cold drips. drip drip. 💦

by _blaire.xx_

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