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friends

A good friend would go to the drug store to buy you a pregnancy test but a best friend would stand outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!

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funny

I used to play sports, but then I realized I can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

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love

I can't afford to buy your expenses and even your luxuries but all I can afford is to "LOVE YOU" with no conditions and with my whole heart "FOREVER.

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girls

No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.

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friends

Friends buy you a lunch. best friends eat your lunch.

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beauty

Passion is difficult to attain with the wrong people, but hey make up is easier to buy and comes in glitter now days.

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beauty

People who say money can't buy happiness, haven't bought make up yet.

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books

When I go shopping for books, I end up buying way more than what I could read in the next decade.

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vehicle

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a new car. That’s kind of the same thing,

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vehicle

Save environment, buy a bicycle.

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money

Money has the power to buy tangible things, what you do with them depends upon your principles.

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money

Money may not be the answer to all your problems, but it helps you buy ice cream.

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money

All those who claim that money can't buy happiness, have never had enough.

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money

Money helps you buy things you don't need.

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money

Money is a political tool, but it buys lunch.

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valentine week

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. Happy Chocolate Day! 🍫

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college

Many people come out of college. They have a credit card and a diploma. But what they don’t know is how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or a life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics.

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birthday

Best friend: someone whom you can be yourself with, someone who you can have pointless conversations with, someone who still likes you even when you’re weird, someone who forgets to buy you a birthday gift…that’s why I came up with this. Happy birthday my best friend!

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birthday

Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself for my birthday: Botox and a gym membership. Happy birthday to me.

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selfie

Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn't wiggle its butt every time you come in the door.

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selfie

You can't buy love, but you can rescue it.

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pets

Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn't wiggle its butt every time you come in the door.

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pets

You can't buy love, but you can rescue it.

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food

You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes. And that's kind of the same thing.

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startup

Personal relationships are always the key to good business. You can buy networking; you can't buy friendships." - Lindsay Fox

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food

My idea of baking is buying a ready make cake mix and throwing in an egg.

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money

Some people say, "time is money" but i say, "time is a precious gift." You can't buy time, you can only wisely use it. 💸

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funny

Whoever thinks money can't buy happiness😒. Transfer it to my account😎...

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fashion

Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it

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funny

If you think money can't buy happiness, then transfer it to my account.

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pets

I'd rather buy a jeans for my dog, rather than spending it on you. 🍁

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attitude

Between buying three or four dresses for eid and losing interest in eid, we all grew up..🙂

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attitude

If you don't like me then buy a map, get a car, and go to hell😎.

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money

If you think money cant buy happiness... then transfer it to my account.

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food

Money 💰 can buy happiness and its called Food. 🙈

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attitude

Sell your car, buy fresh life.

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funny

If you think “Money"💰 can't buy “Happiness”, Then transfer it to “My Account” 😄

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motivation

Passion is difficult to attain with the wrong people, but hey make up is easier to buy and comes in glitter now days. Beauty attracts the eyes but personality captures the heart.

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beauty

The most beautiful cosmetic of a women is her passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. -Yves Saint Laurent

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beauty

I could stop buying makeup but I am not a quitter.

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birthday

Looking forward to you buying us booze legally. Happy birthday!

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valentine week

Time to buy my love a Silk!

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money

Money makes many things. Carefully we have to deal with it. Coins makes sounds but notes not. Use less and save more. Save money before buying things. Reduce spending more money. Avoid unnecessary things to buy. Adjust with the amount of what you have.

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money

Money makes many things. Carefully we have to deal with it. Coins makes sounds but notes not. Use less and save more. Save money before buying things. Reduce spending more money. Avoid unnecessary things to buy. Adjust with the amount of what you have.

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